Pink Kitty Entrance Page

You are entering the Pink Kitty Club Web Site

The following web pages were specifically designed for and to be viewed by those who are visually impaired. That means pages with slightly larger than usual fonts and bright colors on black or dark backgrounds. All of the pages are best viewed at a resolution of 1024x768 because they are optimized for that resolution. If your resolution is 800x600 then the text may look a little LARGE and the pages may look somewhat crowded. If your resolution is 640x480 then everything on my pages is gonna look absotively HUGE! Sorry about that.

Okay, its kind of dark inside, so try not to get lost while you're here. Now, there is absotively NO nudity or pornography on these GeoCities web pages so if you're after that kind of garbage don't even bother to go beyond this entrance page because you won't find it here. Instead, go to one of those expensive pornography pay sites that are always advertising in the AOL e-mail and sending those irritating chat invite and IM ads to everyone in the member chat rooms.

Space. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise, its continuing mission......to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations......to boldly go where no one has gone before. Huh? Uhhhhhhh......hey, wait a minute. This isn't the right introduction for this home page thingie! That's Cap'n Picard's opening monologue! Okay, who took my script? Ah, there the silly thing is! Hmmm, now let's see. Where am I supposed to start at.....? Oh, yeah. Ahem......

Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away there was a blonde girl somewhere in middle America who bought herself an old used computer and because the blonde girl really didn't have the slightest idea of what she was doing with the silly thing....and still doesn't....she drove a lot of nice people on AOL absotively crazy. Then the blonde girl designed her own home page and the rest was, well....it was something of a disaster, actually.

Now for the legal type stuff. You must be at least 18 years old to enter my site. I don't need Geocities coming down on me for letting minors run wild in here so if you are at least 18 years of age, please thoroughly read the following:

•    I am at least 18 years of age.
•    I am not offended by crossdressers, transvestites, transsexuals or non
      pornographic images of them.
•    I am of sound mind.
•    I am accessing this site of my own free will and choose to do so.
•    It is not illegal in my community to view silly cartoons and non porno images.
•    I will not abuse, be mean to or otherwise harass any of the people whose names
     are mentioned in this site or any of those whose images are posted on this site.
      If I do so I realize that I will be reported to agents of law enforcement.
•    I will not download, share, or show any of the images contained within this site to
      any person under the age of 18.
•    I am accessing this site for my own personal enjoyment.
•    I have taken responsibility for my children and downloaded parental controls in
     order to restrict their viewing of non child oriented material on the internet ( This
     is only applicable to parents, of course )

I hereby admit that I an extremely small minded person who is irrationally offended by crossdressers, transvestites and transsexuals or a bigot who just can't abide anyone that I can't control by force or threats.

I hereby admit that am really and tryly under 18 years of age and my mommy doesn't want her AOL account cancelled because I'm bad so I can't enter these pages.

IF I AM EITHER OF THESE

I will leave this site immediately by clicking on the BLUE link button.

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If you have been here before don't forget to click on your RELOAD
button when you enter each page so you can see what has been
added to or removed from that page since you were last here

By clicking the big pink button below and "electronically signing" I state that I have thoroughly
read, completely understand, fully agree to and have complied with ALL of the stuff above.

Notice: Although in 2001 this area contains the original Pink Kitty Club Web Site the site contents are no longer intact. Many pages were lost and cannot be recreated. You will find that many of the links, such as those for the Movies Pages, the AOL Ladies Room, the Membership Information Page, the Help Page and many others are dead. Unfortunately there is nothing that can be done about this as it took several months to create all of the contents of the site. Most of the page links on the main page still work so feel free to look around. Just remember that this is the Pink Kitty Club Web Site as it was when the club was still new and fresh, waaaaaaaaaay back in 98!

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