If you possess makeup
skills are you willing to assist
Delphi members with makeup
tips?
Yes
X
No
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How long have you been
an AOL member?
Years
14+
Months
Newbie
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How long have you had
your computer?
Years
16
Months
Just got it
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Do you consider
yourself to be:
Possess considerable
computer skills
Computer literate
X
Semi-computer
literate
Not computer literate
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Do you have a home page?
Yes
X
No
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If yes do you want a
link placed on the
Delphi Club Links Page that
will lead to your homepage?
Yes
X
No
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The URL of your homepage?
X http://members.aol.com/edenlyntaylor/index.html
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Do we have permission
to post your picture to the web page if you sent one. Pictures are again optional
but we do like to have them if you have one. These will NOT be sent out to anyone
else, period. They will only be posted to the web page if we have your consent!
(see graphics privacy notice at the top of this application)
Yes
X
No
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Affirmation
Do you swear, affirm,
represent, verify and attest that you are not affiliated with, representing, acting on
behalf of, acting in concert with, or otherwise connected in any way whatsoever with any
of the following: any federal, state, or local
snert group. Any federal, state, or local slammer group. Any snert or slammer
group of any kind. Any individual snert of any snert genus known to woman. Or
to man for that matter. I am a human being and am not now, nor have I ever been, a snert or slammer of any genus known to modern woman or man. I have read and agree to abide
by the Charter and Rules of the
Delphi Club.
By submitting this
application, you declare to the Directorship of the Delphi Club that you have answered all
of the above questions to the best of your ability within the auspices of the Delphi Club
Member Privacy Rule, that you are of legal age in your state of residence, that you are
mentally competent and that you swear, affirm, represent, verify and attest to the above
Legal Statement Of Intent.
If you cannot
affirm/attest to/agree with the above legal statement then do NOT submit this membership
application to the Directorship of the
Delphi
Club. Instead, delete
this application immediately and don't ever bother any of us
Delphi Members again, ya
sneaky lil' snert. If you do herein affirm/attest to/agree with the above legal
statement then you may now submit this membership application to the Directorship of the
Delphi Club.
Submission
of this completed application to the Directorship of the
Delphi Club is your tacit and
voluntary and certification that you are a human being and that you do, in fact,
affirm/attest to/agree with the above legal statement.
Place your screen name
below.
X
Eden Lyn Taylor