Doc Dee CoxEm

After You've Been On My Little Steel
Table You'll Never Be The Same Again

 

  Girls, is your husband or boyfriend cheating on you?  Does he think he's the original Macho Man?  Does he have more than one girlfriend?  Does he stroke his snake several times a day and remain horny?  Does he spray testosterone all over when he's with his friends?   Does he expect you to "put out" at any and all times?  Does he disrespect you?  Well ladies, I can eliminate all of these problems and more.

  I'm Dr. Dee CoxEm, former plastic surgeon in the midwest and a damn good one too.  I did mostly gender reassignment procedures but I lost my license to practice medicine after I operated on a drunk in a bar late one Saturday night a few years ago.   Needless to say he was rather peeved when he woke up with a really terrible hangover to find that I had given him a set of 2100cc saline implants and snipped off a couple of little items he had been very proud of.  Now he carries a pair of 40FF boobs and keeps his pride [what's left of them] in a small glass jar.  You can be sure that he'll be thinking twice before grabbing a strange woman's breasts [mine] without so much as a kiss or a by your leave.  I thought he looked really great but the authorities didn't agree and pulled my license.  Its really sad too.  Just improve one lousy drunk in a bar and your career as a plastic surgeon is over.

  Well, since that fateful day I've gone underground and my considerable skills are available to anyone who can pay.  And I do mean pay.  I do a lot of work for Dommes, as well as revenge work for both women and men and I make a very good living at it because I literally do it all.  No procedure is too difficult for me to do and no fee is too large for me to charge.  So, guys . . . . have you got some woman [or man] furious enough with you to be looking for some serious revenge?   Have you managed to enrage your wife to the point where she'll contact me and arrange for permanent correction of your behavior?  Then there's a very good chance that in the coming months your name will appear on my list of patients and believe me, I look forward to working on you!


My Surgical Motto

He's only a man.  I can improve him.  I can rebuild him.  I have
the technology.  The skill.  The will.  Cash only, no checks.


I can be contacted for cash only surgical procedures through Josie at the corner
of Whack and Itoff streets or through Dani at the corner of 38th and DD streets


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I really love doing what I do!


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What most of my patients first see upon waking up after I'm done operating






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Installing a nice set of 500cc saline filled breast implants in a man's chest, per his wife's request.  I do a lot of these for Dommes who require a "shemale" and for women [and men] who want revenge on the patient who is receiving the breast implants.  This procedure is very popular with women who wish to punish thier husband for cheating on them, etc, etc.

 


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Just a quick slice here.   Another here.  He won't even miss this.  Sure won't need this anymore.   Or this.  Now where does this go . . . . ?  Right, it goes up in there.  She doesn't need this either.  Oh, this is so much fun!




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Never had breast implants before?  Don't worry.  Its very easy!  I just make a couple of quick incisions, stuff them in and stitch up the incisions.  Doing implants is even easier with men because there's nothing in front of the pectorals for me to have to work around when I start cutting.



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My almost modern operating room in the basement of an old condemed townhouse in downtown.  I use this room for gender reassignment surgery only so if you wake up to find yourself strapped to the steel table in this room, well . . . .


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This is part of a man's crotch clutter.  Orchiectomy gets rid of these things and its a proceedure I really enjoy doing.  This one is half done because I've already removed one of the useless things.
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Just have to pull this thing out so I can get to it a little easier . . . .


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Now to clamp it off while my nurse holds it up with a forceps . . . .

 

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I have to get the scissors in just the right position so the vessels don't spurt blood everywhere . . . . I do so hate messes.


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A quick snip and the second one is gone!  No more troublesome testosterone for this guy . . . .



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Another sucessful orchiectomy!  You wouldn't believe just how much fun this operation is!  Now to put the leftovers in a . . . . what the fuck?  I could have sworn I had a jar for them sitting right here.  Aw, shit . . . . the damn winos have been in my operating room again!




COMING SOON!  SRS PICTURES!
BETTER CROSS YOUR LEGS, GUYS!




 

 

 

 

 

 

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