| Doc Dee CoxEm |
After You've Been On My Little Steel Table You'll Never Be The Same Again |
| Girls, is your husband or
boyfriend cheating on you? Does he think he's the original Macho Man? Does he
have more than one girlfriend? Does he stroke his snake several times a day and
remain horny? Does he spray testosterone all over when he's with his friends?
Does he expect you to "put out" at any and all times? Does he disrespect
you? Well ladies, I can eliminate all of these problems and more. I'm Dr. Dee CoxEm, former plastic surgeon in the midwest and a damn good one too. I did mostly gender reassignment procedures but I lost my license to practice medicine after I operated on a drunk in a bar late one Saturday night a few years ago. Needless to say he was rather peeved when he woke up with a really terrible hangover to find that I had given him a set of 2100cc saline implants and snipped off a couple of little items he had been very proud of. Now he carries a pair of 40FF boobs and keeps his pride [what's left of them] in a small glass jar. You can be sure that he'll be thinking twice before grabbing a strange woman's breasts [mine] without so much as a kiss or a by your leave. I thought he looked really great but the authorities didn't agree and pulled my license. Its really sad too. Just improve one lousy drunk in a bar and your career as a plastic surgeon is over. Well, since that fateful day I've gone underground and my considerable skills are available to anyone who can pay. And I do mean pay. I do a lot of work for Dommes, as well as revenge work for both women and men and I make a very good living at it because I literally do it all. No procedure is too difficult for me to do and no fee is too large for me to charge. So, guys . . . . have you got some woman [or man] furious enough with you to be looking for some serious revenge? Have you managed to enrage your wife to the point where she'll contact me and arrange for permanent correction of your behavior? Then there's a very good chance that in the coming months your name will appear on my list of patients and believe me, I look forward to working on you! |
My Surgical Motto He's only a man. I can improve him. I can rebuild him. I have the technology. The skill. The will. Cash only, no checks. |
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Guys. This Page Is Just For Fun And So Is My Name! Before You Get Offended, Remember That This Is Just a Joke. |