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Snert Genus Thirteen
Sub-genus "Major Asshole" The Holier Than Thou Snert
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| This snert is becoming more and
more common in the TG chat rooms. Smug, egotistical and very full of itself, this
type of snert thinks its perfect and can do no wrong. A sub-type of this genus of
snert is the religious "Bible Thumper" or "Preacher" variety and
instances of this snert raging in chat have become quite common. Snerts of this
particular genus aren't worth the effort of chatting with. |
Photo from the snert
files of the US Congress
| "I'm better than you are and I always
will be. I am God's gift to the human race and nobody is as cool and special as I
am!" |
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Snert Genus Fourteen Snert
of a Different Color
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| Even with its fierce
appearance and loud, macho behavior, this variety of snert is actually completely
harmless. Snerts of a different color are greatly enamoured of the transgendered but
they can't bring themselves to admit it so they "just want to date a CD or
TV". These snerts are more to be pitied than anything else. |
Photo from the snert
files of the Whizzer of Ozz
| "Straight male in ( fill in the blank )
looking for CDs or TVs in my area for real time fun. Hell yes, I'm
straight. You bet. I am! YES! I. AM. STRAIGHT!" |
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Snert Genus Fifteen The
Annoying Fetish Fixated Snert
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| This snert has always been in the
chat rooms, lurking in the corners and indulging their fetish in IMs. But now
they're becoming more bold and flaunting their fetishes right out in the chat room.
Now there's not a thing wrong with having a fetish, but this genus of snert is very
annoying about it. Same thing over and over, then it becomes abusive and violent
when asked to cease and desist with the incessantly mindless chanting of its fetish
mantra. |
Photo from the snert
files of the Fetish Foundation
| "I'm into ememas!" "I
like using tampons for butt plugs!" "I like rape fantasies!"
"I'm into diapers!" Same mantra over and over and over and over.......... |
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Snert Genus Sixteen The Fashion
Disaster Snert
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| Snerts of this genus usually claim
to be wearing totally inappropriate clothes for the time of day or polite society in
general. Such as ultra-mini leather maid outfits at 8 o'clock in the morning, fishnet hose
and 7" spike stiletto heels at lunch. And this variety of snert always claims to be
in the most skimpy, reavealing, ultra-slutty lingere at all hours of the day. Apparently
this snert does nothing but sit at their computer in frilly undies and satiny teddys that
Fredericks of Hollwood wouldnt sell. Even if this snert OWNED a tenth of the slut-wear
they claim to own, they could put to shame any streetwalker or porn movie queen. The
thought of this snert's hairy chest and underarms peeking out from under the lace sends
even other snerts running for cover! |
Photo from the snert
files of The Delphi Club
| "Im sitting here in my new high-cut
french style silk bikini panties with garters holding up my sexy fishnet hose. Im
wearing 5" heels and a matching lace and satin teddy. Huh? What do
you mean all women dont dress like this? Ive seen em on all of those videos that I
rent in seedy shops with sticky floors!!!" |
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Snert Genus SeventeenThe Snert
With No Profile
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| This snert has always been in the
chat rooms and probably always will be. Lurking in the corners, asking for pictures,
taking up space in our chat rooms that would be better used by one of the room regulars
and generally being annoying with their presence. These snerts have every excuse
imaginable for why they have no profile and some of the excuses used are actually quite
imaginative. But they're excuses none the less. |
Photo from the snert
files of Snert Busters
| "Why do I need a profile?"
"Other people use this computer." " Profiles don't mean
anything." "My dog doesn't want me to have a profile."
"Everybody on AOL lies in their profile." "If you want to know about
me just ask me." "Of course I'll tell you the truth."
"Hey, would I lie to you? Don't answer that!" |
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Snert Genus EighteenThe
Cyber-Stalker Snert
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| This snert is not only one of the
most annoying of all AOL snert genuses, its also potentially the most dangerous. Their
misguided attempts to get the attention of a TS or CD they find alluring will lead them to
pursue said TS or CD though all chat rooms and areas of the Internet, pestering the TS or
CD of their desire for information about their personal life, and insisting on meeting
them for "friendship and uhhh . . . . whatever." This type of snert does
not understand any aspect of the words "No thank you.", "Im not
interested.", "Leave me alone.", "Please stop bothering me." or
even the simple word "NO". When the exasperated TS finally resorts to
blocking all IMs and e-mails from the Cyber Stalker Snert, said snert takes to pestering
all of the TS's or CD's online friends and acquaintences that he can identify about her.
This snert can turn dangerous if, heaven forbid, the TS or CD gave out personal
information such as her last name or where she lives. The Cyber Stalker snert can then
transform into something truly hideous, and cross over from Internet Snert to real time
HOMOCIDAL MANIAC. Be warned, TSs and CDs . . . . take no pity on these creatures. Put them
out of their misery as soon as you detect them, and above all, never volunteer information
about yourself over AOL or the Internet. |
Photo of Stephen K.
from the snert files of the Federal Bureau of
Investigation/Central Intelligence Agency/National Security
Agency/Federal Anti-terrorist Team........just take your
pick with this particular genus of psychotic pig vomit.
| No way am I going to give some stalker snert
ideas by typing chat dialog for him here. |
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| Snert Genus Nineteen Snerts Known To Be Godpepper
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| This is a snert who uses dozens of
screen names - all stolen - to harrass innocent chatters He has a viscious
attitude of superiority which is extremely difficult for him to maintain given his own
apperance, which he doesn't want any one to know about. If you had a face like this
guy has you'd hide it too! |
Photo from the snert
files of the National Swine Society
| "Me be mean to you so you never know
that me ugly little dweeb with delusions of humanity and stuff! Now me laugh
evilly! Duhhh haaa haaaa haaaaa!" |
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Snert Genus TwentyThe Snert In
TG's Clothing
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| This snert poses as a newbie who seems very
sincere. He seems to really grasp what being TG is about and wants advise and pointers.
He'll ask very thoughtful and rreasonable questions. After a few minutes he has the chat
room regulars at ease, then he exposes himself as a really hasty snert who thinks he's
really put on over on the TG chat regulars. Truly pathetic, this snert. All he's done is
make a fool of himself. |
Photo from the snert
files of the Democratic National Party
| "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah........hic! Snort, snort, slobber........" |
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| Snert Genus Twenty One The TG Chaser Snert
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| This is a snert who uses various
techniques in chat - from Mr. Nice Guy to Bubba Bad Ass - to meet and have sex with a CD
or TS. Why he has to do this is anyone's guess. Nobody understands this snert's mind,
least of all the snert himself. It may be an ego thing. It may be a power thing.
Regardless of the reason this snert can be vary dangerous and many of these snerts are
very close being genus eighteen snerts. |
Photo from the snert
files of the National Republican Party
| "Yo, baby! You look hot in yer
pitcher. I wanna meet you so we can have some fun. How 'bout we have dinner at
McDonalds before we go to my room at Motel 6 so I can bend ya over and put it to ya?
So what if I'm married? She don't need to know. What, you want me to
beg or something? Hey, I'm horny so shut up and put out! Yaaaaaaaa!" |
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Snert Genus Twenty TwoThe
"Real Shemale" Snert
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| This one is pretty
self explainatory. The guy with the fantasy of being some sort of half and half . .
. . whatever. There are a lot of these fantasy oddballs around these days.
This must be a really popular fantasy. Anyway, we finally managed to get a picture
of a "shemale". See what you think of this oddly popular . . . . uuuhhhhh,
yeah. |
Photo from the snert
files of Shemales R' Us
| "I'm a shemale! And I have
luscious double D breasts! I do! I really am a shemale! You're just
jealous......" |
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