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WARNING!
Be advised that this web page contains pictures of actual AOL snerts. These pictures
may frighten children and the elderly. The Delphi Club won't be held responsible if
you let Granny look at these pictures and she has a heart attack. Below are color pictures and descriptions of the 22 most common genuses of snert
that frequent the various chat rooms on America Online, including the multiple snert team
and 2 sub-orders of one especially viscious snert genus. The transgender chat rooms
in particular are cursed with all 22 varieties of snerts and these snert files will give
you some idea of what you're dealing with during a chat encounter with an AOL snert.
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Mommy? What's a snert?
Don't ask, child! Don't ask! |
| Snert Genus One The Poser Snert
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genus of snert tries to present himself as either an impossibly feminine CD, a totally
beautiful transsexual or even an incredibly gorgeous GG when he is actually nothing of the
sort. This snert enters a room "loudly" and attempts to make himself the
center of attention with his "personal picture" while collecting personal
pictures form anyone in the room who responds to him. He's a tricky little stinker
and can be really difficult to detect. The picture file for this genus includes
pictures commonly used by posers who try to convince chatters in the TG rooms that they're
"passable", "ultra fem", "really hot", etc, etc, etc, ad
infinitum, ad nauseum. Its really irritating to those of us who have worked hard to
look as good as we possibly can when these people show up using celebrity pictures or
pictures from an internet porn site. |
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| Photos from
all over the frikken internet. Only two of these girls are true TSs and none
of em are CDs! |
"I really am a passable CD. I just sent you my personal pic to
prove it! Do I have another picture of me? Well, no.....but that's me.
Someone else sent you my pic last week? Why do I look just like (insert celebrity or
internet model's name here) in my pic? Uhhhhhhhh . . . . . " ----poser leaves
the chat room in a BIG hurry----
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| Snert Genus Two The TG Snert
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| This snert isn't the worst found
on America Online, of course, but it is most definitely the absolute worst genus of snert
that you'll ever encounter in the AOL transgender chat rooms. You see, this
truly terrible and - dare I say . . . . evil? - snert is a self proclaimed CD, TV or TS
who behaves like one . . . . or more . . . . of the other 21 snert genuses. The TG
snert's behavior can even include, strangely enough, the behavior pattern of genus
14. Unfortunately, snerts of this genus, unlike the Snert of a Different Color, are
far from harmless. And sadly, entirely too many snerts of the first genus are just
outright perverts. |
Photo from the snert files
of the Delphi Club
| "Hey, you got any pics of lesbian
bikera chicks doin little school girls by hand? Or 12 year old girls makin it with
daddy? Pre-teen girls havin sex with big dogs? How about busty blonde nuns
doin it with horses! You got any.......huh? What do you mean get out of
the room or you'll TOS me? But......but I'm a crossdresser!" |
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| Snert Genus Three The Picmonger
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| This snert begs for or demands
pictures . . . . either X rated or nude personal pictures . . . . in member chat
rooms. Tends to become belligerent when its demands for porn are not met by chat
room occupants. This particular gifmonger has just been told "No pics" by
the chat regulars and you can see from his expression that he ain't a happy snert. |
Photo from the snert files
of the Delphi Club
| "What?! No hot pics?
You can't tell me that! I'm a picmonger and this is an AOL chat room! You have
to give me pics! That's what AOL is for! Come on, give me some hot pics.
I don't have a life and I need cheap, badly scanned porno! I'm so pathetic I don't
even have a sex life and I have to have pictures so I can do it myself! Now give me
a hot pic before I START TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND REALLY ANNOY PEOPLE!" |
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| Snert Genus Four The Totally Passable CD Who Has No
Personal Pictures Or Homepage
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| This snert comes into chat and
claims to be a crossdresser who is totally passable and ultra feminine. Looks
completely female, goes out every night as a woman, dates men, etc, etc, etc, ad nauseum
infinitus. But ask the perfect passer Cd for a personal picture and you'll get every
excuse imaginable for why the totally passable, ultra feminine snert has no pictures of
themselves. The reason they have no personal picture to send you is because this
genus of snert is playing out a fantasy in chat and isn't passable by anyone's definition
of the word. Just take a look at the actual picture of a "passable, utra
feminine" CD below and you'll understand why this genus snert doesn't want anyone to
see its picture. |
Photo from the snert
files of Roto-Rooter
| "Do I have a personal picture I can
send you? No, I dodn't need one. But I'm completely passable. I go to
clubs every night and pick up men. Yes, I do! And I AM totally
passable! I am! You're just jealous of me because I'm so sexy in a dress and
go out as a beautiful girl every night............." |
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| Snert Genus Five The Snert Team
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| Two or more equally stupid snerts
who know each other and take perverse pleasure in snerting as a team in the member chat
rooms. A snert team is usually composed of snerts from either genus eight or genus
nine but a team made up of snerts from genuses four or five aren't unusual. In fact
combinatiuons of just about any genuses are possible. Team snerts are actually
cowards who can't snert alone and must have the help of other snerts like
themselves. They're just like a lot of bullies in that respect. I suspect that
these sorry critters have been breeding because there seem to be more of them every
month. |
Photo from the snert
files of the Pentagon
| There's no telling what a snert team
will say. Most of them are so stupid and bigoted that just following their chat can be extremely difficult. Especially when they're trying to
look intelligent or are making fun of other chatters |
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| Snert Genus Six The Screamer
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| This snert comes in the chat room
screaming like an Irish Banshee. The snert is either too stupid to do anything but
scream or has a keyboard with a caps lock key that has been gummed up with white sticky
stuff. |
Photo from the snert
files of the Hearing Foundation
| "AGE/SEX CHECK?!
ANY SEXY LADIES FROM NUMBLE BUTT, IDAHO? ANYBODY FROM IDAHO? ANYONE
TRADING? SEND AND I'LL RETURN 500! NO I WON'T TURN MY CAPS OFF. I
TYPE LIKE THIS BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY MANNERS AND I WANT YOU TO THINK I'M NOT A LITTLE
WIMP!" |
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| Snert Genus Seven The Big Nosed Interrogator
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| This snert asks incredibly stupid
questions . . . . both personal and non personal . . . . of people its never even chatted
with before. Unfortunately, this is the only way that this particular variety of
snert can communicate because it has no social skills and is totally incapable of
interacting normally with people in chat. |
Photo from the
personnel file of Kenneth Starr
| "Is everyone in this chat room
gay? So why do you crossdress? So tell me, how long have you been into
crossdressing? Are you a bunch of queers who want to be women or something? Do
you use tampons? What's it like to crossdress? If you aren't a crossdresser
why are you in this room? Why won't you answer me? Hey!
Blah....blah....blah....blah........" |
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| Snert Genus Eight The Enormous Ego AOL Male
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| This snert
exudes the typical male attitude. He is possessed of a HUGELY MONUMENTAL male ego
that simply cannot be justified in this lifetime. Snerts of this variety can never
get enough sex, even though he's a great lover ONLY in his own mind and women avoid him
like the plague after sleeping with him one time. In the dating world this genus of
snert is known as the Lounge Lizard. In the world of ancient Greece he was a Satyr,
a sexually gluttonous creature that no self respecting woman would even let come near
her. Oh, and this guy uses AOL math too! |
Photo from the snert
files of the Men's Hair club
| "I'M a manly stud in ( fill in the
blank ). I'M tall and tan, lean and muscular and I have 10 thick, hard, uncut
inches. I know you want to chat with me because I'M me! I'M the best you'll
ever have, babe!" |
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| Snert Genus Nine The Cybersex Addict
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population of this genus has increased really dramatically since AOL went unlimited.
Snerts of this genus are absolutely incapable of interacting with the opposite sex - or
their own sex for that matter - in a sexual relationship. These completely worthless
specimens of humanity have no hope of ever engaging in any kind of reproductive practices
with the opposite sex so they engage in sex with their own hand or some innocent inanimate
object while typing one handed in a member chat room. This addiction very quickly
becomes the focal point of the snerts life and its truly pathetic, but there are thousands
of snerts of this genus on AOL at any given time. We can only hope that snerts of
this genus never manage to reproduce asexually. |
Photo from the snert
files of Intel Corp
| "Thyberthex? Pleathe?
Gotta have it! Pleathe! I need Thyberthex. I tain't live without
it! Thyberthex! Need thybertheeeeexxx bad! Ooooh, yethhhhhhhhhhh!
Intel inthide!" |
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| Snert Genus Ten The Phonesex Addict
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| This genus of snert is a variation
of the previous genus and the population of this variety has increased just as
dramatically. Unlike the Cybersex Addict, this snert can engage in reproductive
practices with the opposite sex or their own sex. But snerts of this addict genus
are either too ugly, too stupid or just plain too lazy to locate and interact with anyone
for the purpose of a sexual relationship. So like the Cybersex Addict it engages in
sex with its own hand - or a convenient inanimate object - while talking "dirty"
on the telephone with another Phonesex Addict. As with the Cybersex Addict, this
snert's pathetic little addiction very quickly becomes the focal point of the snerts
life. If snerts of this genus should ever manage to reproduce asexually . . . . the
cyberworld is doomed. Doomed, I say! |
Photo from the snert
files of 1-800-COLLECT
| "I want to stick my **** in your ****
and **** you until we both ***, then I want to put it in your ***** and **** you until you
*** all over yourself.........." ----( Oh, yuck! This is one
nasty snert! )---- |
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| Snert Genus Eleven The Mindless AOL Teen Animal
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| Ack! I'm not EVEN going to
try to explain the behavior of this type of snert. I mean, there's absolutely no
intelligence here so its a difficult critter to figure out. The sadly pathetic
results of inbreeding, I suppose. If you ever figure out why this variety of
mindless snert acts the way it does, let me know, okay? This genus of snert includes
most teens of both sexes. |
Photo from the snert
files of the ASPCA
| "Duhhhhhh.....!
Yer a &@#$^&$!@% and so's yer muther!" |
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Snert Genus Twelve A
Sub-genus "Nasty Bitch" Female Slammer Snert
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| This snert's female gender is
alleged only - snerts of this particular variety generally behave like a very bigoted
man. If this snert truly is female, then its doubtful that it has any real
intelligence. |
Photo from the snert
files of the LA dog pound
| Oh, no. I'm not going
to repeat that stuff here! |
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Snert Genus Twelve B
Sub-genus "Swine" Male Slammer Snert
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| This snert's gender is also
alleged but its behavior tends to make one think that it probably is in fact a male of low
intelligence. Snert's of this type are bigoted and have opinions on everything,
regardless of the fact that they usually know nothing of what they are espousing an
opinion about. |
Photo from the snert
files of the KKK watchdog group
| Forget it. Not going to
repeat it here either! |
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